You're only reading this because you're bored!
When I was young there was no such thing as Internet. All we had were small and blocky TVs, and games which only needed a few pixels and some beeps and boops to be better than all that stuff you kids have nowadays. What's the matter with all that High Definition and orchestrated music? Waste of money if you ask me!
In my time we didn't need an iBox or Xpad or nonsense like that. There was no such thing as "Kintekt" or however that wireless things nowadays are called. A good old Game & Watch with one button for "left" and "right" each was all we had, and by gum, we liked it.
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